When I grow up and get married I'm living alone! Did you hear me! I'm living alone! I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
Kevin McCallister
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kevin McCallister
Down here you big horse's ass! Come and get me before I call the police!
Kevin McCallister
Down here you idiots! Come and get me before I call the police!
Kevin McCallister
This is my house; I have to defend it.
Kevin McCallister
I made my family disappear. I made my family disappear!
Kevin McCallister
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Kevin McCallister
Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!
Kevin McCallister
A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
Kevin McCallister
Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
Kevin McCallister
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
Kevin McCallister
Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
Kevin McCallister
I'll give it a whirl.
Kevin McCallister
Hello. My house is being robbed my address is 656 lincoln blvd. My name is Murphy.
Kevin McCallister
Look what you did, you little jerk!
Frank McCallister